THEME






(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked—-MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week ‘cause [sings] technically I’m homeless.







I am the luckiest man in the galaxy.




Look, who hasn’t had gay thoughts? Who?







Is it a banger? How many beats per minute? How many drops? How dope are the drops? Were any acoustic instruments used? If so, it is not a banger. I once accidentally downloaded a Lumineers song. I had to throw away my whole computer just to be safe.




I have been kind of tense lately. Just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel.







Do you know of any active Parks and Recreation RPers? I'm having a hard time finding any.
Anonymous

I have no idea, sorry!